Sweaty Betty The Macc Lads
'Sweaty Betty' by Macc lads
Rodan.......rodan@another.com
Use Em instead of E major if you wanna be picky....:)
Intro....G D F D x 4,
G D E D x 4
Well, she wo[G]re big knickers,
And she worked on a sewage farm,[G] [D] [E] [D]
I got me ha[G]nd down her jeans an',
I nearly lost half me arm,[G] [D] [E] [D]
But [F]after ten pints,she [D]looked quite fit,
Couldn't [C]wait to get me hands on her f[Bb]labby tits.
Sweaty Be[G]tty, [E] [F] [E] x2
So I [G]said slap that and ride the ripples,[G] [D] [E] [D]
I've just [G]got to get me gob round her greasy nipples,[G] [D] [E] [D]
She had a [F]massive arse, and s[D]weaty breasts,
[C]Thirty eight chins, she were a mo[Bb]und of flesh.
Sweaty B[G]etty,
She eats a l[D]ot of pies,
Sweaty Be[F]tty,
She's got en[D]ormous thighs,
Sweaty B[G]etty,
Have you s[D]melt her breath,
Sweaty B[F]etty,
She'll crush a [D]man to death G D E D x2.
And I k[G]new that she wanted me f't shag her,[G] [D] [E] [D]
So I sta[G]bbed her cunt with me mutton dagger,[G] [D] [E] [D]
I c[F]ouldn't believe the s[D]ize of her bum,
She u[C]sed to play for Wigan at the b[Bb]ack of the scrum.
G D F D x4
Sweaty Betty
Sweaty Betty ,
Sweaty Betty ,
Sweaty Betty.
An' I've s[F]een nowt like it since d[D]ay I were born,
But y[C]ou know me, I'll shag o[Bb]wt that's warm
G D F D x 4
Sweaty Betty She eats a lot of chips,
Sweaty Betty She's got massive tits,
Sweaty Betty She's got a huge vagina,
Sweaty Betty She's so obscene,
Sweaty Betty 3 tons of margarine,
Sweaty Betty She's like a lump of lard,
Sweaty Betty She makes me Willy hard.
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