| Cm | Cm/B | Cm7 | G#-Fm | |
| So, you're leaving | ...I can tell | ...because I can see you leaving | ..... |
| Cm | Cm/B | |
| But if you're trying to break my heart | ...your plan is flawed from the |
| Cm7 | G# | Fm | |
| start | ...you can't break this heart..it's | liquid..it | melted when I met you... |
| Cm | Cm/B | Cm7 | |
| And as you turn around to leave | ...don't turn back to me | ... |
| G# | Fm | |
| Don't turn around and see if I'm | crying, | I'm not crying... |
| C | C/B | Am | |
| I'm not crying, | it's just been raining | on my face |
| C | C/B | |
| And if you think you see some tea | r tracks down my cheeks, please, |
| Am | |
| Please don't tell my mates |
| C | C/B | Am | |
| I'm not crying, | no... | I'm not crying |
| C | C/B | |
| And if I am crying, | it's not because of you |
| Am | |
| It's because I'm | thinking about a friend of mine |
| Who you don't know who is dying, that's right, dying |
| G# F(or Dm7) F |
| These aren't tears of sadness because you're leaving me, |
| F (or Fm optional) |
| I've just been cutting onions |
| C | C/B | Am | |
| I'm | making a | lasagna...for one |
| Fm | |
| Oh, I'm not crying, no! |
| C | |
| There's just a little bit of dust in my eye |
| C/B | |
| That's from the | path that you made when you said your goodbye |
| Am | |
| I'm not | weeping because you won't be here to hold my hand |
| For your information there's an inflammation in my tear gland |
| C | |
| I'm not upset because you left me this way |
| C/B | |
| My eyes are just a little sweaty today |
| Am | |
| They've been | looking around, they've been searching for you |
| They've been looking for you, even though I told them not to |
| Fm | |
| These aren't tears of sadness, they're tears of joy |
| I'm just laughing... |
| C | C/B | Am | Fm | |
| Ha h | a-ha | ha |
| Fm | |
| Sitting at this table called love |
| Staring down at the irony of life |
| C | C/B | |
| How come we've reached this | fork in the road |
| Am | |
| And yet it cuts like a knife? |
| C | C/B | |
| I'm not | cry- | ing |
| Am | G | |
| I'm not | cry- | ing |
| F | |
| I'm not | cry-y-y-y-y |
| Fm | C | |
| y-y-y-y-y- | ing |
| Find a friend to sing the (intentionally) ridiculous falsetto part with you at |
| the end...Guaranteed to crack up everyone with a sense of humor in the |
| room...plus it's just damn fun to do... |