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	CM7	D9
	So many presents.	So little time.

Verse:

	CM7	E9	F9	D9
	Santa won?t be	coming by my	house this ye	ar,

(NC) CM7 E9 F9 D9

Cause I tried to drown my sister and I pierced my ear.

	CM7	E9	F9
O Mo	mma made it	perfectly clear	,

	D9	CM7	E9	D9
Santa	don?t like bad boys.

(NC)

Especially Jewish ones!

Verse 2:

	CM7	E9	F9	D9
	Ginopconop(lol?) and	Lego blocks are	what I desire	.

	CM7	E9	F9	D9
So	why did I have to	set the pizza guys	hair on fir	e?

	CM7	E9	F9	D9	Cm7	E9	D9
I t	old him I was	sorry?. I?m a l	iar so	no toys for me.

(NC)

I don?t? deserve them!

Bridge:

	CM7	Dsus
I	couldn?t wait for a Big wheel as the	holidays neared,

	Em	Dsus/A	Csus/G
But	then I told	Grandma that she	had a beard.

(SPEAKING SECTION) (piano plays verse chords)

Dear Santa, I know what my problem is, why can?t I be good-

It?s a fear of intimacy. You see my whole life when I met

someone really great like you; I feel I keep getting to close

to them. Something inside me makes me want to screw it up.

So in a weird way, the reason I am so bad is?. because I love you.

Verse 3:

	CM7	E9	F9	D9
	Rockum Sockum	Robots is	what I was hoping	for,

	CM7	E9	F9	D9
And	then I made a	death threat to V	ice-President G	ore.

	CM7	E9	F9
Oh	Santa won?t be	knocking on my	door

	D9	CM7	E9	D9
He?s a	big fat whore

(NC)

What made me say that?

Verse 4:

	CM7	Dsus
	Shoots and ladders would be so	good indeed,

	Em	Dsus/A	Csus/D
So	why did I have to	sell that cop a	bag of weed.

	CM7	Dsus
So Sa	nta please give me my	easy bake oven,

	Em	Dsus/A	Csus/G
I	swear I thought	Billy goats were	made for lovin?

	CM7	E9	F9	D9
So	Santa won?t you	accept my	apology	,

	CM7	E9	F9	D9
S	anta can?t you	see I?m	Begging you plea	se,

	CM7	E9	F9
Oh	Santa next	year I?ll do you	right?.

	D9	CM7
Live from	New York it?s Saturday	Night?

Chords written out from low to high strings and the fingerings

are under the chords.

NC=No chord

CM7: x35453

x13241

D9: x54555

x21333

E9: x76777

x21333

F9: x87888

x21333

Dsus: x57755

x13411

Eminor: x79987

x13241

Dsus/A: 557755

	113411
Csus/G:	335533

113411

I tried to copy what he was doing on TV...i think its right :-)

WORDMAN2000

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Christmas Song

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