First of May Jonathan Coulton
JONATHAN COULTON
FIRST OF MAY
intro: G C (with nifty hammer-on fingerpicking on the D string)
[G]I woke up this morning
I had a [C]scone and a large house [G]blend
And [C]then a little [Cmaj7]conver-[Am]sation with my [C]squirrel and chipmunk [D]friends
I said Iâ??[G]m sick and tired of winter
And I [C]wish that it was [G]spring
[C]And then a little [Cmaj7]fellow named [Am]Robin Redbreast
C D Ebdim (xx1212)
Began to sing
And he sang
[Em] Ooh ooh child, whatâ??d you think the col[Am]d winterâ??s gonna last forever
[Em] Ooh ooh child, nowâ??s the time for all th[C]e people to ge[D]t together
C9 (x32333)
Outside
(chorus)
Cause itâ??s the first o[G]f May, first of May
Outdoor [C]f**king starts [G]today
So b[D]ring your favorite lady
C C/B C/A G G7 (x23033)
Or at least your favorite lay
The [C]waterâ??s not cold bab[G]y dip in your big toe
Mayb[D]e Iâ??ll see you in f[G]lagrante delicto
[C]Grass below you, [C]sky above
Am C6(x02010) C Cadd2
Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called..
[G] [C] [G] [C]
f**king outside
I [G]thanked him for the information
I cried a [C]little when he flew a[G]way
I [C]watched an epi[Cmaj7]sode of The [Am]Peopleâ??s Court
And I [C]tried to plan my [D]day
I [G]called up my old lady
She wasnâ??[C]t home so I called m[G]y girl
I [C]asked her if sheâ??[Cmaj7]d like to [Am]join me as I
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Entertain the world
And I said
[Em]Ooh ooh child, Iâ??ll bring a blanket and [Am]I promise I will brush the
ants off
[Em]Ooh ooh child, youâ??re gonna like it when weâ?[C]?re taking each otherâ??s
[D]
pants off
C9 (x32333)
Outside
(repeat chorus)
So we [G]went to the park together
We were [C]walking in the midday [G]sun
We m[C]et all [Cmaj7]kinds of [Am]people and we[C]
We f**ked every[D]one
We [G]f**ked a lady who sells ice cream
We f**ked a [C]man with a tan Shar [G]Pei
[C]Everyone who [Cmaj7]needed [Am]f**king well they[C]
D Ebdim (xx1212)
They got f**ked today
So come on
[Em] Ooh ooh child, open your mind and your [Am]heart, feel-the-spirit moving
through you
[Em] Ooh ooh child, youâ??ll feel the warmth of th[C]e love when I stick i[D]t to
you
C9 (x32333)
Outside
(repeat chorus)
Am C6(x02010) C Cadd2
Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called..
f**king out[G]side[C/G], f**king o[G]utside,[C/G] f**king outsi-[C]i-i-i-i[Cm]-ide[G]
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