Mandy Goes to Med School The Dresden Dolls
[Intro]
I've been feeling [Em]dull as a coat hanger
[C]Pretty as a picture of a [G]patient on a fresh I[A7]V
[Em]Giddy as a gangbanger [C7]with a set of sutures where his [G]magic johnson ought to [A7]be
[Verse]
[Em]Yes I'll tell you [Am]just the thing you [F#dim7]need to be the [B]next [B/A]big [B/G]thing
[B/D#]Let's [Em]start in with a [Am]test of your in[F#dim7]telligence
And [B]zest [B/A]for the [B/G]counter-pro[B/D#]ductive
[Em]Up and down and [Am]roundabout and [F#dim7]out the back
And [B7]keep [B7/A]your [B7/G]mouth [B7/F#]shut [Em]tight
The lights are [Am]staying out but [F#dim7]no sweat I've got [B7]aim [B7/A]like a [B7/G]mack [B7/F#]truck
[Em]Guess how many [Am]fingers ok [F#dim7]guess how many [B7]more [B7/A]I can [B7/G]fit [B7/F#]there
[Em]Guess right get the [Am]toaster but you know, [F#dim7]miss, guessing [B7]gets [B7/A]you [B7/G]no - [B7/F#]where
[Cborus]
[A]I've been baking [B]cakes for the enemy
[C]I've been dying to [G]find out the [A]hard way
[A]I've been taking [B]friends to the alleyway
[C]Two down now but [D]who's counting anyway?
[Verse 2]
[Em]Yes I can do [Am]everything you [F#dim7]need from out of [B7]my [B7/A]new [B7/G]S [B7/F#]UV
[Em]All my work is [Am]guaranteed to [F#dim7]last the length of [B7]your [B7/A]re - [B7/G]cove-[B7/F#]ry
[Em]Put away those [Am]pliers honey [F#dim7]trust me cause I [B7]know [B7/A]the [B7/G]op - [B7/F#]tions
[Em]How about a [Am]nine-month long va[F#dim7]cation and a [B7]two-[B7/A]foot [B7/G]coffi[B7/F#]n
[Cborus]
[A]I've been getting [B]up close and intimate
[C]Some close calls but [G]I'm getting [A]into it
[A]In some states they [B]say you can burn for it
[C]But I'll burn that [D]bridge when I get to it
[Bridge]
[D] [C#] [C#7] [Cm] [Cm(M7)] [B] It's not a bad thing
[D] [C#] [C#7] [Cm] [Cm(M7)] [B] To get professional
[D] [C#] [C#7] [Cm] [Cm(M7)] [B] It's got a nice ring
[D] [C#] [C#7] [Cdim7] [B] [B/C]Mand[B]y go[B/C]es t[B]o m[B/G]ed school
[Interlude]
[Em] [Am] [F#dim7] [B7] [B7/A] [B7/G] [B7/F#]
[Cborus]
[A]I've been taking [B]tips from the government
[C]I've been getting [G]damn good at [A]hiding it
[A]Fifty bucks a [B]month ought to cover it
[C]Two down now but [D]who's gonna notice it?
[A]And if you show up and I [B]am unavailable
[C]My partner brian would [D]love to take care of you
[Bridge]
[D] [C#] [C#7] [Cm] [Cm(M7)] [B] He is a nice man
[D] [C#] [C#7] [Cm] [Cm(M7)] [B] Thoroughly reliable
[D] [C#] [C#7] [Cm] [Cm(M7)] [B] He's in a rock band
[D] [C#] [C#7] [Cdim7] [B] A[B/C]nd h[B]e go[B/C]es t[B]o m[B/G]ed school
[Outro]
[Em] [Am] [F#dim7] [B7] [B7/A] [B7/G] [B7/F#]
[Em]
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