Eight Easy Steps Alanis Morissette
[Intro]
[Ab7] [Gbm6/Ab] [Ab7] [Gbm6/Ab]
[Verse 1]
[Ab7]How to stay paralyzed [Gbm6/Ab]by fear of abandonment
[Ab7]How to defer to men in s[Gbm6/Ab]olveable predicaments
[Ab7]How to control someone to [Gbm6/Ab]be a carbon copy of you
[Ab7]How to have that not work and [Gbm6/Ab]have them run away from you
[Ab7]How to keep people at arms length and [Gbm6/Ab]never get too close
[Ab7]How to mistrust the ones who [Gbm6/Ab]supposedly love the most
[Ab7]How to pretend you're fine and [Gbm6/Ab]don't need help from anyone
[Ab7]How to feel worthless unless you're [Gbm6/Ab]serving or helping someone
[Cborus]
I'll teach you all [Ab]this in 8 easy [Gb]steps
A course of a li[Db/F]fetime you'll never [E]forget
I'll show you how [Ab]to in 8 easy st[Gb]eps
I'll show you how [Db/F]leaderships looks w[E]hen taught by the best[Ab]
[Verse 2]
[Ab7]How to hate women when[Gbm6/Ab] you're supposed to be a feminist
[Ab7]How to play all pious [Gbm6/Ab]when you're really a hypocrite
[Ab7]How to hate god when y[Gbm6/Ab]ou're a prayer and a spiritualist
[Ab7]How to sabotage your f[Gbm6/Ab]antasies by fears of success
[Cborus]
I'll teach you all [Ab]this in 8 easy [Gb]steps
A course of a li[Db/F]fetime you'll never [E]forget
I'll show you how [Ab]to in 8 easy st[Gb]eps
I'll show you how [Db/F]leaderships looks w[E]hen taught by the best[Ab] [Eb]
[Bridge]
I've been [Db]doing research for [Abm]years
[Eb]I've been practi[Db]cing my a[Abm7]ss off
[Eb]I've been training [Db]my whole life for this [Abm7]moment I swear to you
Culminating [Eb]just to be this well[Db]-versed leader bef[Abm7]ore you
[Cborus]
I'll teach you all [Ab]this in 8 easy [Gb]steps
A course of a li[Db/F]fetime you'll never [E]forget
I'll show you how [Ab]to in 8 easy st[Gb]eps
I'll show you how [Db/F]leaderships looks w[E]hen taught by the best[Ab]
[Verse 3]
[Ab7]How to lie to yourself[Gbm6/Ab] and thereby to everyone else
[Ab7]How to keep smiling wh[Gbm6/Ab]en you're thinking of killing yourself
[Ab7]How to numb a la holic[Gbm6/Ab] to avoid going within
[Ab7]How to stay stuck in b[Gbm6/Ab]lue by blaming them for everything
[Cborus]
I'll teach you all [Ab]this in 8 easy [Gb]steps
A course of a li[Db/F]fetime you'll never [E]forget
I'll show you how [Ab]to in 8 easy st[Gb]eps
I'll show you how [Db/F]leaderships looks w[E]hen taught by the best
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