Gulf Coast Losers Adam Carroll
Album-Hard Times
[D]Big mike’s at the legion hall
[G]With toot toot playing pin ball
[D]My brother's out in houma making that [A]dough
[D]Daddy died in 63
[G]It was just my mom and me
[D]Outsiders call us all a c[A]ouple of gulf coast [D]losers
There's a fema truck parked outside
I'm choking down hot box wine
Saw my best friend floating on a keg of beer
He still owes me forty five
For the hole in my double wide
Just like my ex-wife he's a gulf coast loser
Chorus:
[G]I win from time to time
[D]Watching dolly's dimes
[D]Even though I one time flipped a pt [A]cruiser
[G]The air ain't clear down here
[D]And we're running out of [G]beer
[D]We're always on the [A]run gulf coast lo[D]sers
There's a band that's not from here
Called billy gibbons beard
They're in town for the battle of the bands
My bass player says no fear
Them guys are a bunch of queers
And there's nothing they can take away from a gulf coast loser
Chorus:
I win from time to time
Watching dolly's dimes
I dropped right outta aa, call me a boozer
I like to smoke that mexican weed
Chase it down with vitamin b
So what if they all call me a gulf coast loser
They pulled out the flying V
Started shredding in the key of e
They just pulled up in a thirteen passenger van
All the folks from outta town
Said they really dug their sound
But there ain’t no love around for a gulf coast loser
One-eyed Wanda said she pass our jar
Up and down the bar
Said she’d shake it like she did when she had the other eye
By the time they made last call, there was no one there at all
We played the curtain call of the gulf coast loser
Chorus:
I win from time to time
Watching dolly’s dimes
One-eyed wanda went home to refugio with bruiser
It ain’t the worst night we ever had
Cuz’ we’re drinking on the other band’s tab
I guess things didn’t go too bad for the gulf coast losers
Let’s have another round for the gulf coast losers
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