One Angry Dwarf and 200 Solemn Faces Ben Folds Five
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[A7] [C6] [A7]
Verse 1:
[C7] September '75,
I was [Fmaj9]47 inches high,
[Dm7] Mom said by Christmas,
I would [A7]have.
A [C7]badass mother G.I. Joe,
[Fmaj9] For your little minds to blow,
[Dm7] I still got beat up,
After [Esus4]class, [E]yeah,
Chorus 1:
Now I'm [Am7]big and im-[D9]portant,
[Gm7] One angry [C9]dwarf and,
Two [Fmaj7]hundred solemn faces,
Are [Esus4]you. [E]
If you [Am7]really want to [D9]see me,
Check the [Gm7]papers and the [C9]TV,
[Fmaj7] Look who's telling,
Who what to [Esus4]do, [E]
Kiss my [A7]ass, goodbye.[C9] [A7]
Interlude:
[A7] [C9] [A7]
Verse 2:
[A7] Don't give me,
That [C7]bullshit,
You know who I am,
[Fmaj9] I'm your nightmare little man,
[Dm7] Vic, you stole my lunch money,
[A7] Made me cry.
[C7] Jane, remember Second Grade?
[Fmaj9] Said you couldn't,
Stand my face,
[Dm7] Rather than kiss me,
You said [Esus4]you'd rather [E]die.
Chorus 2:
Now I'm [Am7]big and im-[D9]portant,
[Gm7] One angry [C9]dwarf and,
Two [Fmaj7]hundred solemn faces,
Are [Esus4]you. [E]
If you [Am7]really want to [D9]see me,
Check the [Gm7]papers and the [C9]TV,
[Fmaj7] Look who's telling,
Who what to [Esus4]do, [E]
Kiss my [A7]ass, goodbye.[C9] [A7]
Interlude:
[A7] [C9] [A7]
Piano Solo:
C7 Fmaj7 Dm7 A7,
[C7] [Fmaj7] [Dm7] [Esus4] [E]
Am7 D9 Gm7,
[C9]Am7 [Fmaj7] D9 Gm[E]7,
[C9] [Fmaj7] [E]
Bridge:
A7 C9,
[A7] You'll be sorry one day,
Yes you will, yes you will,
You shouldn't [C9]push me around,
'Cos I [A7]will, yes I will.
You will be [A7]sorry when I'm big,
Yes you will, yes you will,
You will be [C9]sorry. [A7]
Chorus 4:
Now I'm [Am7]big and im-[D9]portant,
[Gm7] One angry [C9]dwarf and,
Two [Fmaj7]hundred solemn faces,
Are [Esus4]you. [E]
If you [Am7]really want to [D9]see me,
Check the [Gm7]papers and the [C9]TV,
[Fmaj7] Look who's telling,
Who what to [Esus4]do, [E]
Kiss my [A7]ass, goodbye.[C9] [A7]
Interlude:
[A7] [C9] [A7]
Coda:
[A7] Kiss my ass, kiss my ass,
Goodbye, now,
[A7] Kiss my ass, kiss my ass,
Goodbye, now.[C9] [A7]
September '75,
I was 57 inches high. [C9] [A7]
September '75,
September '75.[C9] [A7]
Outro:
A7 C9, A7 Ab7 G7
CHORD DIAGRAMS:
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[A7] [C6] [C7] [Fmaj9] [Dm7]
[EADGBE]x02223 [EADGBE]x32200 [EADGBE]x32310 [EADGBE]x03213 [EADGBE]xx0211
[Esus4] [E] [Am7] [D9] [Gm7]
[EADGBE]022200 [EADGBE]022100 [EADGBE]5x055x [EADGBE]x5455x [EADGBE]3x033x
[C9] [Fmaj7] [D7] [Ab7] [G7]
[EADGBE]x3233x [EADGBE]x03210 [EADGBE]xx0212 [EADGBE]464544 [EADGBE]353433
Tabbed by Joel from cLuMsY, Bristol, England, 2004
(clumsyband@hotmail.com)
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