Just the basic chords for an acoustic guitar...corrections/comments welcome. Enjoy! Intro I am the defector ?Cause someone stirred my soul With that great big stick of hers Kinda looks like an oar The accountants have taken the movie Yeah, they?re on set The people from the mobile phone company Say who gets to play and who gets to not You?re a picture of the check out girl Hand me a plastic bag I got the shits of trying to open it As it all piles up, I wish I didn?t bite my nails Comin? (guitaretab.com)