Seven drunken nights but a saddle on a sow sure I never saw before.â?? 2. And as I went home on Tuesday night, as drunk as drunk could be, I saw a coat behind the door, where my old coat should be. Well,I called me wife,and I said to her,"Will you kindly tell to me, who, owns that coat behind the door, where my old coat should be?" CHORUS "Ha, you`re drunk, you're drunk,you silly old fool,still you cannot see, that`s a woollen blanket that me mother sent to me." "Well, (azchords.com)