If I Can Find a Clean Shirt Waylon Jennings performed by Willie Nelson and Waylon Jennings. Verse 1: (Waylon) C[B]ome on now Willie don't look at me that way I [E]know you like a paperback book,'cause i've read every p[B]age I [F#]know what you're thinkin' and i don't think you're thinkin' at all This is old Hoss that you're talkin' to The one with the perfect rec[B]all Chorus: (Waylon & Willie) No i a[B]in't goin' down on the border with you ton[F#]ight Drinkin' tequila,taking chances (allcountrytabs.com)