The Real Deal Billy Joe Shaver written by Billy Joe Shaver and Todd Daniel Snider 12/21/05 INTRO: G D G D With a [G]halo of gnats around my [D]cotton-pickin' head You never even listened to a single word I [A]said You [G]sit there on your pompous ass and [D]click your fancy heels Contemplate another piece of art that you can [A]steal Yeah you're [G]rich and you're good-lookin' and outs[D]tanding in your [Bm]field But I'm the [G]real deal, no you [D]can't know how I feel 'Cause I'm the [G]real (allcountrytabs.com)