Over and Done With The Proclaimers Intro: [C] [Em] [Am] [F] Verse: [C] [Em] [Am] [F] This is the story of our first teacher Shetland made her jumpers And the devil made her features Threw up her hands when my mum said our names Embroidered all her stories with slanderous claims This is the story of losing my virginity I held my breath and the bed held a trinity People Im making no claims to no mystery But sometimes it feel like My sex lifes all history This is the story of watching a man (guitaretab.com)