VERSE1 water Baptized away my sins VERSE2 Hitched to town with Bobby Jo and Tommy Couple of lookers, new best friends We slipped in the back of Sunday service Know them church ladies, they heard us Bum smoke money from the offering CHORUS VERSE3 Sign read: BAIT, CHIPS BEER and AMMUNITION That Slim-Jim bag boy hadn't a prayer Well I hiked my skirt and did the talkin' While them boys were busy walkin' Case of .5 out the back door VERSE4 Hid deep in the Mississippi backwoods We danced (chordiearchive.chordie.com)