Moustache Sparks Intro: C F C F A lady [C]gets a [F]lotta [C]things She gets a [G]20 carat [C]ring She gets the [F]alimony [C]too She gets to [G]look good in the [C]nude But there's one [D]place where they've been [G]whipped Between the [D]nose and upper [G]lip Chorus: [C]M-M-M-M-M-M [F]Moustache (3X) [C]One hundred [G]hairs make a [C]man I tried a handlebar design My Fu Manchu was real fine My Ronald Colman made 'em blink My Pancho Villa made 'em think But when I trimmed 'em real small My Je (guitaretab.com)