Carol Brown Flight of the Conchords someone else posted this song but it was wrong, here is the correct version. [Verse 1:] [D]Loretta broke my heart in a letter [A]she told me she was leaving and her life would be better. [A]Joan broke it off over the phone [D]after the tone, she left me alone. [D]Jen said she'd never ever see me again, [A]when I saw her again she said it again. [A]Jan met another man, [D]Liza got amnesia just forgot who I am. [D]Felicity said there was no electricity, [A]Em (azchords.com)