Bastard Ben Folds [Em]The old bastard left his ti[D]es and his su[G]it [D]A brown [G]box,[D] mothballs and bowling [C]shoes [Em]and his opi[G]nion so you'd neve[D]r have to c[Em]hoose [D]Pretty soon[G], you'll be an [D]old ba[G]stard t[C]oo [Am]You get smaller as the world g[G]ets b[C]ig The m[G]ore you know you know you d[G]on't know [C]sh*t "The [G]Whiz Man" will n[D]ever fit you [G]like "The [D]Whiz Kid" d[C]id So w[G]hy you gotta a[D]ct like you [C]know when you d[G]on't k (azchords.com)